My Page

About the Critterville Me:

My name is Shrinky....I live in a fishbowl.....I left the fast paced life in NYC to run the local TV station in Critterville Cove. However...Once I got here I couldn't handle the responsibility of a 9 to 5 job anymore...probably because I seem to spend more time at the local bar than at work.......so I have opened Shrinky's Ink Shop....BEST TATTOOS IN TOWN!!! (cause its the only tattoo shop in town)

Outside of Critterville Cove, I am known as (e.g. your BuffettNews name, BuffettWorld name, MeetThePhlockers name, etc.):

NYCSharkling is my BN name but everyone calls me Shrinky.....long story...My real name is Nancy.

What I do in Critterville Cove:

I have quit the TV business and opened a tattoo shop on Critterville Cove Beach

Where to find my listing in the Critterville Cove Yellow Pages:

Entertainment, Retail Shops, Island/Tourism Services, Sports/Recreation, Public Services, Other/Miscellaneous

Why I moved to Critterville Cove:

The water is cleaner than NYC

My BN Critters "Stripper" Status:

I am a Stripper!

Favorite Beer:

Yuengling

Other Favorite Drinks:

margaritas or Jagerbombs

Favorite Beach (other than Critterville Cove), and Why:

St Croix

Favorite Captain Quote:

"Got a little Captain in you?" - CAPTAIN MORGAN

Birthday (month/day):

November 30th

Anything else we should know?

Come on in if you dare.....I dont really know how to do tattoos...